Buy My Brain For A Day.

My brain. My eyeballs. All up in your business. All day.

You bring the offer. I bring the sales. Together, we build the message that moves people to shout OMG TAKE MY MONEY.

Most people write copy. The smart ones build messaging systems.

You don’t need more ideas. You need messaging that actually sells.

You’ve got the offer. You’ve got the receipts. You’ve got more Google Docs than you care to admit.

But selling it? That's where the static starts.

The second you try to write it all down, it turns to alphabet soup. You stare at the blinking cursor. You reread that old launch doc from 2021 and immediately want to bleach your eyeballs.

So you tweak. You spiral. You shove it through ChatGPT hoping it magically sounds like you and sells.

But nothing sticks. Because none of it feels true.

Most people stop there.

You’re not most people.

You're done duct-taping your message together.

You're done whispering about your offer when you should be shouting.

That’s where I come in.

When the message is clear, the money comes quicker.

This isn’t just copy.

It’s calibrated positioning, buyer psychology, and strategic storytelling rolled into a single day of “ohhh, that’s why it wasn’t working.”

Because once your audience gets it, they want it. And once you believe in how it’s said, you can finally stop wondering if alpaca farming is your true calling.

Meet Elizabeth McKenzie.

Rom-com author (hello, Bed Chemistry), former violinist at Hugh Jackman’s wedding (yep), and the strategist behind multi-6-figure launches, $40k flash sales, and emails that casually bring in $10k.

Over the past decade, I’ve helped entrepreneurs build messaging systems that sell again and again—without bro tactics, cringe urgency, or pretending your sales page is a spiritual awakening.

Just strategy. Words that convert. And a really good writing playlist.

What we do in a VIP Day:

→ You show up with braindumps, sticky notes, rogue Looms, and ideas that don’t quite have a home yet.

→ I show up with 15+ years of experience, a sixth sense for strategy, and a serious obsession with finding the exact words that make people buy.

You walk away with conversion-focused copy that sounds like you and sells like crazy, plus a messaging foundation built to last.

What we can knock out in a day:

  • A long-form high-converting sales page that defies industry standards

  • A launch or flash sale email sequence that opens wallets

  • A welcome sequence that builds rapport and sells at the same time.

  • Website copy that sounds like you and converts

  • Launch content, webinar rewrites, content calendars, podcast scripts, you name it, we can probably tackle it (within reason… we’ve got 6 hours, not 6 months)

A full day of my brain. Your offer. Words that do the heavy lifting.

VIP Day

$3,000 USD

HOW WE ROLL:

👉 We kick off with a 60-minute strategy call to extract the brilliance out of your brain (don’t worry, it’s in there)

👉 I spend the day writing, editing, obsessing, and tightening your messaging while you go do anything else

👉 By evening, you get a folder full of finished copy, custom strategy, and zero question marks

👉 You’ll also get 7 days of follow-up access for any tweaks, questions, or “wait—I just thought of one more thing” moments

$25,000 in 7 weeks

“In just 7 weeks, I made $25,000 from my email welcome sequence”

~ Ashleigh Topham

Client Results

$25k generated from a single email welcome series.

$40k in revenue during a week-long flash sale.

Quarter-million-dollar launches.

$10k clients signed from one perfectly written email.

A consistent and reliable multiple 6-figure sales page.

10 x investment.

This work doesn’t expire when the launch ends. It builds momentum.

Your Questions, Answered.

 

  • Entrepreneurs with a solid offer who want sharper messaging, a strategy that scales, and copy that actually converts.

  • Just your offer (even if it’s messy), any past copy or notes, and a willingness to get clear and make decisions. I’ll guide the rest.

  • If your audience buys online and you’re ready to lead—yes. I’ve worked across coaching, courses, services, and SaaS.

  • If you're mid-build or unclear on your offer, hold off. This day works best when you’re actively selling or preparing to launch.

  • Because you’re not just buying copy. You’re getting strategic clarity, sales psychology, and messaging assets that pull weight long after delivery.

  • I can’t promise numbers, but I can promise conversion strategy, clarity, and a voice so dialed in your audience will feel like you're reading their minds.

  • Fill out the quick form. I’ll be in touch within 48 hours. If we’re a fit, we’ll lock in your date and get to work.

Ready to sell like hell?

Your offer already works. Let’s make sure the words finally do it justice.

This is an exclusive, application-only experience for business owners who want messaging that’s as powerful as their product.